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KNIGHT OF RAGE
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5 days ago with 928 notes

Via theavengersshouldnttext

theavengersshouldnttext:

Tony Stark: That was some weeeeeird shit back there, thor…

Thor Odinson: I MERELY ATTEMPTED TO RID THE GOOD CAPTAIN OF HIS WOUNDS

Tony Stark: and you thought ‘singing’ would do this

Tony Stark: what even was that song?

Thor Odinson: IT WORKED FOR THE FAIR MAIDEN WITH THE GOLDEN LOCKS SIMILAR TO MY OWN. HOWEVER HER FLOWING TRESSES WERE MUCH LONGER THAN MY OWN.

Tony Stark: you took advice for battle from a disney movie?

Thor Odinson: THE MAIDEN WAS SUCCESSFUL

This needs to be a thing.

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5 days ago with 38,502 notes

Via rosiebeck

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tallkat:

diggly:

suntoobrightinherlosingeyes:

sonic-setting-24601:

mypetrockbernard:

rosiebeck:

This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.

wait what is this

This was worth the effort of opening up an incognito window and signing into my personal Tumblr to reblog, just saying.

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

JOHN BARROWMAN WHAT ARE YOU

OH MY GOD

YOU ARE NOT REAL

IF I COULDN’T LOVE YOU ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY DO MY GOD

(Ps: Your scottish is showing)

Next time I board a train…

(via theredwolf11)

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6 days ago with 12,758 notes

Via casthebadass

diagnosticsismydivision:

wantstobelieve:

casthebadass:

[x] or [x]

always rebagle

(via drquel)

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1 week ago with 177,261 notes

Via waychil

waychil:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on

Dear girlfriend 

Dear boyfriend

(via missdraco)

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1 week ago with 41,476 notes

Via sunflowercourtesan

Reblog if you want Anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.

carsonmouse:

jerrymojo2:

cancerously:

miramoondarling:

ctsexual:

moarpylons:

stark-ass-tony:

Please do this. I’m curious.

do it

EXPLANATIONS THIS TIME WOULD BE SO AWESOME

YES WHAT MIRA SAID

Yesssssss

<3

yes all the babes 

C’mon, tell me

I won’t bite

(Source: sunflowercourtesan)

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1 week ago with 8 notes

Via knightjeran

itsflowever:

knightjeran:

GVOY: Gratuitous Video Of Yourself

It even mentions Tumblr.

Oh my Gods

This might be my life

This might be flowever’s life

But it definitely IS mine.

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1 week ago with 4,610 notes

Via tabbyluvisbestpony

roxysdrinkingproblem:

jin-nyeh:

eyecandyburns:

suchirolle:

sassy-gay-karkat:

yiffmyass:

i can actually see this

john and nepeta draw fanart of kanequius omg

THE ROUGES ARE SHIP BUDDIES

ajbkJBSDC ASCD OMG



Dirk no

Kanaya and Aradia are sexy and they know it~

(Source: tabbyluvisbestpony, via missdraco)

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2 weeks ago with 12,773 notes

Via robinade

robinade:

Avengers Giveaway!

In honor of the ridiculous amount of followers I have, I will be giving away some Avengers-themed swag to one lucky winner!

SWAG:

  • You Were Made to Be Ruled moleskin notebook. It’s 3 1/2 inches by 5 1/2 inches, and ironically unlined. The front says “You Were Made To Be Ruled” and the back has a mini-Loki wielding a pencil staff.
  • Tony Stark sticker. It’s about 2 x 2 1/2 inches in size and water resistant.
  • Thor laminated keychain. It’s 3 1/2 x 2 1/2 inches in size, with the chain about 3 inches long.
  • Loki mini print. About 4 x 5 inches in size. Can be signed, if you want.
  • Loki pin-back button. 1 1/4 inch.
  • I Do What I Want, Thor! necklace. The resin pendant is 1 x 1 inch, with glitter and a two layer paper effect. The cord necklace is 23 inches long.

RULES:

  • You don’t have to be following me.
  • I will pay for shipping.
  • No more than one reblog per day!
  • Likes don’t count; it has to be a reblog.
  • At the end, I’ll count up the notes and use a random number generator to decide the winner.
  • The giveaway lasts until May 20th. I’ll announce the winner that evening (pacific standard time).

_____________________________________________

Good luck! :)

(via carsonmouse)

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2 weeks ago with 1 note

Tagged: promstuck scrawlie jane homestuck homestuck prom jane crocker

Promstuck!

Hey everyone!  It’s promstuck, so I wanted to do an obligatory post!

I haven’t responded to my prom date in a very long while, I hope the yes that I was so excited about is still a yes! :B

Either way, I wanna thank you Jake!  The response made me really really happy!  Let me show you a little something.

Is this blue enough for you?

(Hey guys!  Remember when I said that I was probably gonna do Kanaya for Promstuck?  Yeah, I lied.  I found a perfect Jane dress just in time, which is great because Kanaya was my backup plan.  ANYWAY I had asked the ever-so-lovely scrawlie to be my prom date way back in… what, January, Ferbuary?  I got a reply yes, but I was silly and never replied excitedly like I had hoped.  So if we’re still tumblr dates, awesome!  If not, my bad.

Also, I will be on Omegle this evening, like around 7ish, in Jane’s promtier, come on so we can chat!  I’ll try for 20ish minutes now too, I have something going on relatively soon.)